College football season is once again upon us. As such, I would like to point out a few things:
1. I apologize for any screaming, temper tantrums, and any looks I may give you like I would bite your head off. That is not me, that is the college football obsessed person that lives inside of me and only comes out between the months of September and January. Don't mind her. She just is a little football crazy.
2. I will be on ESPN, Rivals, Bleacher Report, and every other sports outlet I can think of for the next 5 months. If all updates on facebook, twitter and other social media outlets are related and have links, please don't worry. It'll all be over soon.
3. SEC over anyone else. I apologize now to ACC, Big East, Big Ten, Big 12, and Pac 12 fans I am friends with. Nothing personal, we're just better than you..
4. If that other team loses - you best bet that I will be giving said teams followers a hard time. Whether it is to us - or some other team in their Almost Competitive Conference.
5a. If we lose, please avoid me at all costs and know that I will give you "you're dead to me" look if you even mention the game we just lost before our next win. Also, I will be drinking. Lots of drown away my sorrows drinking.
5b. If my, freaking awesome, Garnet and Black clad, Beast Mode, Win Anyway, team wins, please know that I will be jumping up and down, singing the fight song, rubbing it in any ones face that I can, and drinking. Lots of celebratory drinking.
Happy College Football Season! #SEC #GoGamecocks #ForeverToThee
Go #wolverines!
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